Dear Editor:
I must take issue with Sieur Warren Nutri's Glorious History of Califa which this newspaper has been publishing serially lo these last few weeks. When, as a young nip, I left my drawers strewn about the parlor, my father was wont to ask: "Were you born in a barn?" I pose a similar question of Sieur Nutri: "Did you do your research in a bar?"
His naming of Buck Fyrdraaca as the gallant hero who guarded Lord Therion's life during his flight from the Vicereine's prison in 836 is completely erroneous. This feat of bravery belongs to C.S.R. Brakespeare ov Hadraada who, despite later depredations and a bad end, still deserves the credit for standing firm in the face of utmost darkness, and who was awarded the Warlord's Hammer in result. Sieur Nutri's brevity had no wit in it all, for concisely he forgot the efforts of Nyana Hansgen Keegan in assisting the Warlady's entry into Califa, and (rest of letter cut for length) Signed, Valdemar Cosgrove

Dear Editor:
I was present at the duel between Colonel Nyana Keegan and Major Wittie Melacton in 834 as described in Sieur Warren Nutri's "Glorious History of Califa, Part II," and I must protest his characterization of Colonel Keegan as drunk. She was not drunk, indeed, her aim was steady as a rock and the end result of the combat would have been different had she not generously deloped when Major Melacton's first shot went wide. Sieur Nutri would be wise to consider both sides of his sources in the future and refrain from describing stories that dozens can assure are patently untrue.
Captain Elizara Honeychurch, AOC, Ret.